*in middle of apocalipes, in front of a zombie*
me: THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT, AND NO ONE´S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE
zombie: can't... resist... THRILLER!!
I'm too slow
In my five rooms? Better not
so all I can do is to dance O.o
Michael Jackson already showed, that dancing is the best solution, when you are encountered with zombies!
a) Running, doesn't always work, because there aren't only super slow zombies, however also even super fast zombies...
b) Some zombies are stupid enough, but some would find you...
c) I haven't got a gun because of the nice german law...
d) Why not? Oppan Zombie-Style!